PART SIX

SERIES: BUHARISM AND THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOW

  •  The Scarecrow and his 100 Days of Siddon Look
  •  Buhari has lost the plot
  •  APC is dead!
  •  Moo-moo-moo! M-o-o-o-o-o!
  •  Good Night, APC!
  •  Cock - a -doodle-doo!
  •  Good Morning, NPC.

JOHN OYEGUN'S FOLLOW-FOLLOW IDIOCY AND COGNITIVE KWASHIORKOR

PART FIVE

SERIES: BUHARISM AND THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOW...The Sudanization and eventual Somalianization of Nigeria

Muhammadu Buhari is too small to be the FATHER OF ALL NIGERIANS, for he's a highly divisive element and all Nigerians at home and in the Diaspora don't need his type as their LEADER AND FATHER FIGURE! But whilst he's marking time in that HOLY GROUND OF SERVICE in which he is a complete misfit as THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, but only as THE PRESIDENT OF AREWA, he should know: EVERY NIGERIAN MATTERS; ALL NIGERIANS MATTER; ALL THE PEOPLES OF NIGERIA MATTER; ALL THE NIGERIAN PEOPLE MATTER; ALL THE REGIONS OF NIGERIA MATTER; NORTH AND SOUTH OF NIGERIA MATTER; ALL FAITHS IN NIGERIA MATTER; ALL STATES IN NIGERIA MATTER; ALL THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT COUNCILS IN NIGERIA MATTER; ALL CULTURES AND LANGUAGES IN NIGERIA MATTER AND ALL THE ETHNIC NATIONALITIES IN NIGERIA MATTER, for our glory and beauty are to be found in our diversity.

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Introduction

In September 2013, as public clamor intensified for a Sovereign National Conference, SNC, to resolve Nigeria’s multitude of problems, Junaid Mohammed, a Caliphate Colonialist militant, threatened civil war to prevent an SNC that could jettison the fraudulent 1999 Constitution: ‘Supporters of SNC asking for civil war’—Junaid Mohammed http://www.punchng.com/news/supporters-of-snc-asking-for-civil-war/ .

SERIES: BUHARISM AND THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOW

Acts of a President with a mustard seed-mind and a pawpaw tree height

PART FOUR

SERIES: BUHARISM AND THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOW

Acts of a President with a mustard seed-mind and a pawpaw tree hight

PART THREE

IF YOU TALK NOW I GO EXPOSE YOU! HOW YOU GET MONEY BUY THAT YA JET AND BUILD UNIVERSITY ON TOP AM?

Wednesday, 26 August 2015 21:09

2015 Presidential Election Issues

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After that historical backgrounder in Part I, I shall now examine 4 election issues, the two on everybody’s mind —Corruption and Insecurity, with insecurity in the two forms of Boko Haram and The Fulani militia, plus two others that are not but should be on everybody’s mind namely, the 1999 Constitution—hereafter referred to as the Constitution; and Candidate Buhari. So all in all I shall examine 5 distinct election issues: Corruption; Boko Haram; The Fulani Militia; the 1999 Constitution; Candidate Buhari.

Tuesday, 25 August 2015 08:53

Do You Know Why They Have Lost Their Voices?

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(In Condemnation of *BABA)

SERIES: Buharism and the Fierce Urgency of Now

PART EIGHT

THE GOOD LUCK EBELE JONATHAN'S WOEFUL ALLIANCE

By the fact of it having Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and Namadi Sambo it ought to have naturally been a South South/Hausa-Fulani Alliance, but turned out to be an Ijaw/South South-Igbo/South East Alliance, cutting off the rest of the country to the undoing of first, Jonathan himself and his Ijaw ethnic nationality, hence it was very easy for the Nigerian electorate to bin him and his Government and perhaps, consign him to the ash heap of history permanently.
ESTABLISH APC MEDIATION COUNCIL for Settling disputes and appoint Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu as GOVERNOR-GENERAL OR GOVERNOR IN COUNCIL OR CHIEF OF MEDIATION...ADJUDICATOR-GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION. Is BAT not a title lover and moreso, the longer the better for this dynasty-seeking adopted son of ALAAJA ABIBATU MOGAJI.

BOT AND BAT: BETWEEN THE DEVIL THE DEEP BLUE SEA

Whichever way you look at it the House of Uthman Dan Fodio has blindfolded Bola Ahmed Tinubu - and by extension the Yorubas as in the blindman's game and having been so blindfolded, observers of Nigerian history and politics, both in Nigeria and abroad watch them as they stagger and wobble heading towards the precipice or the valley of no return.
As for Tinubu, a man born to be thoroughly messed up, it will be for him as in the fate of all very greedy, self-centred, intensely ambitious, very pompous, all foolish - dynasty-seeking political officials who for self-glory often sell generations and their people to outsiders for a mess of pottage.

Having lost at the centre, where he had just been thoroughly messed up and probably had his balooned ego punctured by the superior strategists in the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, BAT has retreated tongue-tied with his bleeding tail between his wounded legs and deep head cuts to do local champion in Eko, his erstwhile political fortress. But I doubt very much if he has had any training in Piggy fight or mud duel.

THE EXUMATION OF THE NORTHERN PEOPLE'S CONGRESS

THIS HOUSE HAS FALLEN...HOW BAT GAVE VICTORY ON A PLATTER OF GOLD TO THE VERY FORCES THAT TRUNCATED JUNE 12

Although it was the APC that had campaigned and was awarded the winning votes through electimidation/couptimidation, the House of Uthman Dan Fodio went to the grave yard of history to exhume the once dead and buried Northern People's Congress to begin to implement the Arewa Planogramme - the Arabinization, Islamization/Shariazation, Hausanization, Fulanization and Arewanization/Northernization of Nigeria.

If June 12, 1993 was the day Moshood Kashimawo Abiola had his political machinery/platform dismantled, flung into Rilwan Akiolu's Lagoon - that junk yard of history for the political ne'er-do well and therafter sent him packing off into the the Great Beyond, June 9 was the day when Tinubu's political machinery/platform and of the Yorubas in the APC was dismantled and packed up, and then thrown into the Lagoon in Lagos from the far off city of worms and vultures by the demolition squad of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, led by Nigeria's political BULL DOZER, who kills his enemies at a time when their lives are sweetest to them, just as his ancestors did, this time with particular reference not to Uthman Dan Fodio, but to that Fulani 'cricket' Alimi the slave who fell down the Yoruba 'Elephant' at a time when Field Marshall Afonja like Napoleon thought he had conquered the whole world.

Only a fool like idiot Tinubu would want to ever think of hurling himself against the former PDM's chieftain who rides on the back of his roaring lion looking for political opponents to devour. As Abiola before the June 12 Presidential election of 1993 was wont to be boasting in the companies of his friends and close associates: "Kilo se Ibrahimu yi? Ko so rare-o. Awa la fi won si be, tio oba so ra won, ama le won kuro and fi eiyan mi si be." But this was not to be, rather it was his kinsman Ibrahim Gbadamosi Babaginda (IGB and not IBB) who for the mess of pottage of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio has been claiming Niger State as his roots instead of OGBOMOSHO, along side other household members of the HUDF backed by external forces who had been meddling in the internal affairs of sovereign Nigeria since crooked James Robertson played monkey tricks to play up Abubakar Tafawa Balewa , also of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio to become the first Prime Minister of Independent Nigeria to do the biddings of Britain - who ended his political and legendary business career, where upon, opportunistic Tinubu gained very immensely by virtue of being one of the advocates for the actualization of the June 12 Presidential Election results as a member of the NADECO. The same old forces that have been 'sand-papering' the Yorubas since 1817 to the utter disregard of Hubert Ogude's advice to these descendants of Oduduwa: YORUBA RONU!

After the result of the March 28th, was this stiff-necked son of Alhaja Abibatu Mogaji not all over the place thumb-beating his chest that he did it all alone as the Jagaban-General in bringing back Buhammadu Muhari, an arch agent of the Caliphate to power? Was I too not all over the village square warning this Abibatu's adopted son to be circumspect by applying some wisdom and discretion? Was I also not all over every nook and cranny of our clan warning this greedy boy about the errors and wrongness of this alliance, but Adekunle Tinubu would not listen, because those whom the gods want to finish, they first make them mad.

When the wise will chronicle Tinubu's folly, they will ask themselves rethorically as they bite their fingers in remorse: "What was the use of a Tinubu jumping all over the place kadogo, kadogo like a kangaroo - from Afenifere to NADECO and to the so-called AFENIFERE RENEWAL including running away when the heat from the raging fire of June 12 became very fierce for him to hibernate in the United Kingdom, only to retrurn and after a few years of foolhardiness, delivered the throne of his fathers on a platter of gold to the same principalities and powers that had for many, many seasons (since 1817) oppressed, killed, maimed his people and plundered the POLITICAL KINGDOM OF NIGERIA?

Some roadside analysts have been deceiving their readers that BAT would be compsensated with a BOT chairmanship position - bo make them go tell that to the horses! In the matter at hand, BAT is not of the House of Usuman Dan Fodiyo, but Turaki whom I hear too is interested is - and he has gone ahead of his opponent to level the ground by rubbing the back of his fellow Fulani when he gave him the ladder to climb up the Senate's highest Chambers - or do people not know Abubakar Saraki is a Fulani, even though he has been flaunting his Yoruba identity of late by elongating BUKOLA with the addition of OLU to now read: OLUBUKOLA as if to tell his brethren YORUBA ISALE: Emi no omo yi ni-o! Meaning: I TOO, I'M YOUR SON or I too I'M YORUBA...his father's monkey tricks including all Yoruba oke people.
Common sense tells me: One good turn does deserve another or "if you rub my back, I go rub your back."

They said one Buhammadu Muhari had been snubbing elder Shola's suckling since his ascendancy to the Senate throne on June 9, 2015, and I say this is not true, because no Fulani ever will snub another Fulani.

However, they can snub/ignore and actually exterminate any kafir standing on their way. A BAT in their midst has been flaunting his Muslim credential in the name of Muslim Ummah, but he has to know that an Ethiopian Jew may live in Israel, but he is not an Israelite. And for those who do not know, the second INTIFADA is not only at international level, but operational at local/national level too and as it concerns Nigeria - the INTIFADA is either between the Muslim North v the Christian South or just the North v the South of Nigeria lumping every god-damned Southerner together as when the chips are down, to the average Muslim Northerner, a Kafir is a Kafir!

But let us for the purpose of looking at the two sides of a coin reason that as the Arewa chicanery of swooping on all sensitive and strategic positions in the Nigerian Federation has by now become all too, too glaring, so they MIGHT listen to the voice of wisdom by compensating BAT with BOT Chairman, and if that happens, he will just be a mere figure head, just to fulfill the 'Federal Character's righteosness', this I can tell you.

COMMONSENSICAL REASONING

Do you expect a former Vice President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to kowtow to an Area Boy from Isale Eko in the name of being a BOT Chairman?
Think! Think! Yoruba, ronu!

Lest I forget, John Odigie-Oyegun like Denis Osadebey has played his monkey tricks well, so might be compensated with the post of SGF. Don't ask me about Ogbeh, O jare! They sure will find him something to do.

But will this reflect Federal charater...OYEGUN in that post is Yoruba - Old Western Region! What is more, federal character is not in the political calculus of the House of Uthman Dan Fodio, if it is, the nation might since the 60s have been saved from all the cataclysms.
And a voice ringing across the vista of time is asking this generation and posterity: WHAT ABOUT THE IGBOS? But the Hausa-Fulani never reckon with nyamirin...they still regard them as THE CONQUERED ONES despite Jack's deceptive slogan of NO VICTOR, NO VANQUISHED!

But let's for the purpose of scholarship, look at the two sides of the same coin, say BAT is given BOT chair - by my reckoning it would be better for him not to go for it as whichever way, landmines have been planted to undermine his authority all the way, everywhere and in every place. Here, here, herein lies the fate of a GIGANTIC FOOL!
And which ever way, BAT remains a BORN TO BE MESSED UP PERSON...the fate of ALL FOOLS!
In spite of, Nigeria with all thy faults, I love thee still!

May God bless our Nigeria and all of its Great People.

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SERIES: Buharism and the Fierce Urgency of Now

PART SEVEN

CURRENT ARRANGEMENT IN THE CURRENT DISPENSATION

Initially it was supposed to be a Hausa-Fulani and Yoruba Alliance as it actually remained so throughout the campaign period culminating in the COUPTIMIDATION of March 28th, 2015 in which the king who had travelled to a far off land was ushered back in pomp and pageantry and was handed back the keys to throne without ARGUEMENT by the then tenant-king GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN until as we have been predicting and actually analysing using our 'oracular beads', HURRICANE JUNE 9, whose force was greater than the TSUNAMI came and swept the Yorubas off their feet with the waves of HURRICANE JUNE 9 hurling its victims against all sorts of trees, boulders, broken down vehicles, the debris and every metal/steel and woods it has continued to forcefully carry along in the eye of the storm!

It was a wonder it had to be Shola's suckling from the AXIS OF PENDULUM/AXIS OF POLITICAL PROSTITUTION. There are many stories surrounding the cause of that TSUNAMI sparked by the mere and ordinary small boy still clutching his political feeding bottle in his mouth as he sucked/drank the pap therein - some people said he was just fiddling with something thinking it was a water toy, others said he learnt the rope from his old man, elder Shola, THE FOXY FOX OF KWARA, others said just one man, em, em one FATMAN - populary known and called FATTY MAN coached him on the hows of politics, I mean the ART AND SCIENCE OF POLITICAL TREACHERY and they said dey man also gave Elder Sola's pikin him magic book to read - HOW TO PLAN A COUP IN A DEMOCRACY and very dangerous books of his such as HOW TO KILL A MAN IN THE TIME OF LIFE; HOW TO DESTROY A GREEDY MAN; HOW TO KILL A MAN WHEN HIS LIFE IS SWEETEST TO HIM, etc, etc.

Recounting the story of elder Shola's boy's and his friend, Dogara, two popular tabloids in Bukolaland and Dogaraland notorious for their sensational-alliterative and eye-catching headlines hilariously captured their headlines thus: Bukola gun won ni iso lori (Bukola nailed them on the head!), Dogara ti gba won lati! (Dogara slapped them on the face).
Making fun out of it, the poverty-stricken people of the two clans would later amuse themselves by nicknaming both rebels variously as SENATOR GUN WON NI ISO/GUN MI NI ISO/GUN MI/GUN WON and HON GBAMI LETI/HON GBA WON LETI/GBA WON!

And the Opposite man one Ekwere was given the sobriquet: SENEATOR FOOD IS READY or for short FOOD IS READY/FIR and it was said the womenfolks in Ekwereland notorious for their light-hearted humour gave him the name COME CHOP or SENATOR COME CHOP or just COME CHOP SENATOR!
However, in this chaotic cobweb-like crisis, some clan elders in all of the clans involved in the messy-mess were said to have remembered a time in some distant generations when as the fate of all young persons who will not wait for their time, but try to run faster than their Creator were taken to a crocodile-infested river called CHOP CROCODILE were taken there by the venerable elders of the land who were mainly members of the aristocratic dance society - OGRINYA and thrown into the mysterious river and each told to eat five crocodiles and thereafter, returned home on their own, hence these elders rather than join the crowd to hail the clans' rascals, were merely reflective and cautious.

The oldest person in the land elder Wisdom, whose teeth had nearly all gone due to old age was heard saying the rebels had forced their way into the ancestral groves to steal mysterious kola nuts reputed to have seven billion lobes which keep growing and growing when a lobe is taken and said the rascals must each finish their lobes!

In APC's rancorous house the enemies and traitors alike increase every day, but something needs to be done:
Enter, Brutus:
There is a tide in the affairs of men.
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures.
Julius Caesar Act 4, scene 3, 218–224

SERIES: Buharism and the Fierce Urgency of Now

PART SIX

SOLOCRACY AS A TRUST GOVERNMENT FOR THE HAUSA-FULANI IN THEIR DI PROJECT (DOMINATION AND ISLAMIZATION OF THE NIGERIAN STATE)

As a test case, just how far has Leke done in the BUHARI SOLOCRACY ( if Democracy is defined as government of the people by the people for the people, I will as my contribution to political discourses define SOLOCRACY as the Government of one person by one person for one person holding such as a TRUST GOVERNMENT for their ethnic nationality, religion and region) since May 29, 2015 after he had been sworn in, especially in the face of all the pro-Arewa, pro-Hausa-Fulani-pro-Muslim appointments that Mujahid Buhari had made so far?

In all of the appointments, unnecessary dissolutions of Boards, dismantling of national institutions, sacking of senior military officers by someone whose appointment is yet to be approved by the nation's Apex Legislative Assembly, approval of huge sums of money by the solo/sole administrator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, or should I say of AREWA without the inputs/approval of the ALA, was Oluleke taken along, and as a legal person, what were his inputs/advice to the SOLOCRAT OF THE ROCK - was Osinbajo consulted at all or he is really, really the puppet and the marionette in the Muhammadu Buhari's Solocratic Government?

THE HAUSA-FULANI/IGBO CIVILLIAN AND MILITARY ALLIANCES

While the Nnamdi Azikiwe (Eastern Region) and Ahmadu Bello -Tafawa Balewa (One North) under the platform of Northern People's Congress and the National Council of the Nigerian Citizens and the Cameroons merely wobbled and kept wobbling until the ontological disequilibrium of the time demolished the Hausa and Fulani/Igbo Alliance paving the way for the Gowon/North and Obafemi Awolowo/Yoruba Alliance. The Alliance albeit, continued through the war and lasted up to 1975 and was soon to be replaced by a military one between these two incongruous allies - the Murtala Muhammed (North)/Olu Obasanjo (Yoruba) which lasted just six months resulting in another military Alliance on the death of General Muhammadu through the Dimka Buka Suka coup which saw the former dead, the Olu Obasanjo (Yoruba) - Shehu Musa Yar'Adua (North) was inaugurated and was later succeeded by the Shehu Aliyu Shagari (North) - Alex Ifyeanyi Ekwueme (Igbo) Alliance, which was brushed aside by the Muhammadu Buhari-led coup of 1983, ushering in another Hausa/Fulani and Igbo Military Alliance as exemplified by the Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida- Ebitu Ukiwe Alliance and there afterwards replaced with the Fulani-Hausa and the Niger Delta (South South Military Alliance of IBB and Augustus Aikhomu following the resignation/sacking(?) of EU due to the OIC (Organization of Islamic Cooperation) brouhaha.
And then the June 12 imbroglio leading to the complete destruction of the once celebrated Ernest Adegunle Oladeinde Shonekan, the former boss of the UAC, who merely became a political pun on the nation's political chess board first, in the inglorious Diarchy subsequently leading to the infamous and equally ill-fated Interim National Government which was demolished by the maximum ruler General Sani Abacha to form another round of the Hausa-Fulani/Yoruba Military Alliance of Sani Abacha and Oladipo Diya, which on the death of Abacha after he was reported to have gluttonously fed on the 'forbidden fruits' to usher in the Hausa-Fulani and the Niger Delta Government of General Abdulsalami Abubakar and Mike Aigbe, which eventually ushered in the Obasanjo/South West-Yoruba and Umaru Musa Yar'Adua/Hausa-Fulani (North) Administration and later the Hausa-Fulani (North) and South South Government of Umaru Musa Yar'Adua and Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and on the death of Yar'Adua, Jonathan and Mohammed Namadi Sambo took over to continue the tenure of Yar'Adua, and in 2007 GEJ began his own fresh tenure with Namadi Sambo still his Vice President to continue the South South and Hausa-Fulani (North) Alliance which ended ingloriously via the Atahiru Jega orchestrated ELECTIMIDATION that saw an Arewa agent Muhammadu Buhari back in power, but the national molue under the management of the notorious African Patching Company (APC) in which Buhari is the current driver appears to have got itself and Nigeria enmeshed in a DANGEROUS COBWEB!

THE NDIGBO-NDIGBO ALLIANCE OR THE IGBO-IGBO ALLIANCE OR THE IGBO KINDRED ALLIANCE/MMA MADU OR MAN-KNOW-MAN ALLIANCE (OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 1965 - JANUARY 16, 1966)

BENJAMIN NNAMDI AZIKIWE - PRINCE ABYSSINIA AKWEKE NWAFOR ORIZU - JOHNSON UMUNAKWE AGUI-IRONSI

THE COUP OF JANUARY 15, 1966 AND THE NWAFOR ORIZU-LED INTERLUDE GOVERNMENT OR THE AD HOC ING AND THE SO-CALLED "VOLUNTARY" DECISION TO TRANSFER THE THEN DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT OF TAFAWA BALEWA, ALBEIT, AFTER HIS ASSASINATION IN THE JANUARY 15 COUP OF 1966 TO GENERAL UMUNAKWE IRONSI.

The Supreme Military Council of Major-General Johnson Umunakwe Agui-Ironsi

⦁ OFFICE NAME TERM
⦁ Head of State Major-General Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi 1966
⦁ Chief of Staff, Nigerian Defence Forces Brigadier Babafemi Ogundipe 1966
⦁ Chief of Staff, Army Lt-Colonel Yakubu Gowon 1966
⦁ Military Governor of Eastern Region Lt-Colonel Chukwuemeka Ojukwu 1966
⦁ Military Governor of Western Region Lt-Colonel Adekunle Fajuyi 1966
⦁ Military Governor of Mid-west Region Lt-Colonel David Ejoor 1966
⦁ Military Governor of Northern Region Lt-Colonel Hassan Katsina 1966

COUNTER COUP AND ASSASINATION

On July 29, 1966, Ironsi was believed to have spent the night at the Government House, Ibadan as part of his nationwide peace tour. His host, Lieutenant Colonel Adekunle Fajuyi, the then Military Governor of Western Nigeria alerted him of a mutiny within the army.
General Ironsi tried to contact the then Army Chief of Staff, Yakubu Gowon without success. Early hours of the morning saw the Government House, Ibadan surrounded by soldiers led by Theophilus Danjuma.

Danjuma and his mutinous gang arrested Ironsi and questioned him on his alleged complicity in the January 15, 1966 coup led by Major Kaduna Chukwuma Nzeogwu consequent upon the death of the titular Sardauna of Sokoto, Ahmadu Bello.

The circumstances that led to Ironsi's death still remains in the realm of the imagination after 49 years, but his body and that of Fajuyi were believed to have been dumped in a forest by their killers.

Then came the military/civilian alliance of the NORTH & WESTERN REGIONS as exemplified in the caliphate's stooge Yakubu Gowon and Obafemi Awolowo, whom the Caliphate until his death on May 9, 1987 loved to hate with unquenchable hatred because of his very principled stance on national issues, but which the likes of arrogant Ahmadu Bello regarded simply as his trademark INCORRIGIBILITY!

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